So I was channel surfing last night and found this gem. I discovered a planet of the apes porn parody. Words cannot begin to describe how weird it was.

I had it on mute so I can only imagine what the hell was going on but from what I gathered there was:

• Lesbian sex (sort of?)
• Ass eating
• Bananas
• Ape/human dance party
• Lemonade?
• More ass eating
• Battles
• All fighting resulted in sex
• Disco ball spaceship
• Other weird shit idk

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[set of 4 gifs of stephen fry on QI talking: “Geneticists have established that every woman in the world shares a single female ancestor, who lived 150,000 years ago. Scientists do actually call her Eve. And every man shares a single male ancestor, dubbed Adam. It has also been established, however, that Adam was born 80,000 years after Eve. So the world before him was one of heavy to industrial strength lesbianism, one assumes.”]

(Source: sarahxmay)