So I was channel surfing last night and found this gem. I discovered a planet of the apes porn parody. Words cannot begin to describe how weird it was.
I had it on mute so I can only imagine what the hell was going on but from what I gathered there was:
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Sorry for the annoying and oddly placed watermark. Just to discourage people from reposting rather than just re-blogging.
[set of 4 gifs of stephen fry on QI talking: “Geneticists have established that every woman in the world shares a single female ancestor, who lived 150,000 years ago. Scientists do actually call her Eve. And every man shares a single male ancestor, dubbed Adam. It has also been established, however, that Adam was born 80,000 years after Eve. So the world before him was one of heavy to industrial strength lesbianism, one assumes.”]
The idea behind this project was to depict the mythical goddess artemis in a contemporary setting. artemis was the goddess of the hunt and nature and she had nine beautiful nymphs that followed her around wherever she went, and she decided at an early age she never wanted to marry a man and wanted to be ‘chaste’ for the rest of her life. She also ran around shooting beautiful maiden’s in the chest with arrows, and there was another myth where she, (another god in disguise) had an intimate affair with one of those nymphs. So when I was thinking of modern day hunt, and all of these things, I decided artemis should be a pimp.
I knew there was a reason I always liked Artemis.