Why? Just Why?

Mom: (to my dad) Whenever you get the chance, I need you to buy these books for me.

Dad: What books?

Mom: Fifty Shades of Grey. Everyone is talking about how good they are.

Me: No. No, they are going to be a big waste of money. Just trust me.

Mom: Oh Danielle, you're so negative about everything. I know what they are. Everyone says they're good.

Me: Everyone is wrong.